Top Ten Items Requested on Interlibrary Loan
10. The Cure for Every Disease You Could Possibly Have, And Some We Made Up
9. DVD: Girls Gone Mild (library edition)
8. Mary Magdalen Was Really an Alien
7. Ultranecronomicon: Alhazred Goes Completely Batshit Insane
6. Black Women Are So Hot (Zane's newest)
5. No, Really, Mary Magdalen Was An Alien, and Jesus Was Her Spaceship Mechanic
4. How To Turn Your 1986 Buick into a 2007 Rolls-Royce...In One Week!
3. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Menstruation
2. The Butter-Cube-A-Day Diabetic Cookbook
1. CD: Now That's What I Call Foul-Mouthed Hip-Hop, Vol. 14
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